Who Is Manic Mondeo?

Introducing your intrepid travellers who will journey through 24 countries in just 22 days.

First up, we have our chrome chariot, our goddess on the highway, our Manic Mondeo.

Welcome Rosemary, the fantastic Ford who will carry us thousands of miles and through 24 countries. We hope.

Next up, we have our Smethwick smasher, our Kirkcaldy curd-lover, a man who has thankfully moved around a lot, giving credence to this mode of introduction.

Welcome Craig, the honourable Howdener who will lead us through 24 countries. We hope.

Next is our northern navigator, our Manc-born map-reader, a man who can read Cyrillic but crucially can’t understand it.

Welcome Ian, the Weighton wayfarer who will guide us through 24 countries. We hope.

Next, we have hoodoo-smashing Hullensian, our Hibernian horseshoe of fortune, a man who falls butter side up without ever being dairy adjacent.

Welcome Jim, the totemic trinket who will guide us to Croatia before he splits. If his passport arrives in time.

Finally, we have our Shipley stage-stepper, the bard of Bingley, a man who has taken cordiality with strangers to new levels.

Welcome Jase, the Penistone player who will join us in Bulgaria to lead the charge home. We hope.